Understand Women

A man walking along a Florida beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "God grant me one wish. "Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice God said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Ireland , so I can drive over anytime I want." God said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Atlantic! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and
glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "God, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women, I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy."

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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