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On the Lighter Side...!
 
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Priests Job Promotion
A Prisoners Last
Request
A Recently Spotted Bumper
Sticker
A Rabbi A Hindu and a
Lawyer
Bring
what you can carry
Calling the Last
Rites
Carwash
Coming
Quickly
Financiers
Goat For Dinner
Heaven Can't Wait
How
many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Hymns
Hymns
by word association
Inner
Peace
Learn
from the old guy
Man talks to God
Passover
Plaster of
Parish
restless
Sunday
School Bloopers
The Jewish Boy and the
Muslim Boy
Two
Masters
Understanding
Women
Where is your Beard
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Little Dickie, dressed in his Sunday best, was running
as fast as he
could, trying not to be late for Bible
class. As he
ran he prayed, "Dear God, please don't
let me be late! Dear God, please don't let me be late!"
As he was running and praying, he tripped on a curb
and fell, getting his clothes dirty and tearing his pants.
He got up, brushed himself off, and started running again.
As he ran he once again began to pray, "Dear God,
please don't let me be late...
But please don't shove me either!"
Little Dickie
became restless as the preacher's
sermon dragged on and on. Finally, he leaned
over to his mother and whispered, "Mommy, if
we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
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Little Dickie
was overheard praying: "God, if You
can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am!"
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Three boys
are in the school yard bragging about their
fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they
give him $50." The second boy says, "That's nothing.
My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a song, they give him $100." The third boy
says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And
it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
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Adam and Eve
had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to
hear about all the men she could have married, and she
didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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An elderly
woman died last month. Having never
married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her
handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she
wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive,
I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."
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A Sunday
school teacher asked the children just
before she dismissed them to go to church, "And
why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Dickie replied,"Because people are sleeping."
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A Sunday
School teacher asked her class why Joseph
and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small
child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."
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A Sunday
school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year olds. After
explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and
thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou
shall not kill."
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At Sunday
School they were teaching how God created
everything,
including human beings. Little Dickie
seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve
was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the
week his mother noticed him lying down as though he
were ill, and said, Dickie what is the matter? Little
Dickie responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm
going to have a wife."
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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school
after
hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to
the other, "What do you think about all this Satan
stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how
Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad."
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