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On the Lighter Side...!
March FunniesA Man Visits a Fortune Teller. . . A man at the State Fair saw a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. "Ah...," said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of three children." "That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of two children." The psychic grinned and said, "That's what you think!" The Children of Israel "Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's something I can't figure out." "What's that, Joey?" asked Goldblatt. "Well, according to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?" "Right." "And the Children of Israel beat up the Phillistines, right?" "Er, right." "And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?" "Again you're right." "And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doing something important, right?" "All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?" "What were all the grown-ups doing?"
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